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"Small communities grow great through harmony, great ones fall to pieces through discord. "

TUALU HUMOUR with Ruffino Ezama mccj


EZAMA

Zulus or Zimbabweans...

An aeroplane is flying over the USA.
The Pilot says: "The plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out.
We are still losing height, we must throw anything that is in the cabin."
Despite more things being thrown out, the plane continues its descent.

PILOT: "Still going down, we must throw out some people."
There is a big gasp from the passengers.

PILOT: "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so,
A. Any Africans on Board? No one moves.

PILOT: "B. Any Blacks on board?"
No one moves
"C. Any Caribbeans on board?"
Still No one moves.
Then the little black boy asks his dad: "Dad what exactly are we?"
DAD: "Son tonight, maboy, we gonna be Zulus."

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