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TUALU HUMOUR with Ruffino Ezama mccj


EZAMA

God just loves hearing from the kids...

Dear GOD,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. * Amanda


Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?

* Amy


Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

* Larry


Dear GOD,
If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

* Mickey


Dear GOD,
Is Reverend Coe a friend of Yours, or do You just know him through the business?

* Donny


Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

* Nan


Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

* Jane


Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. Love Alison


Dear GOD,
How did you know You were God? Who told You?

* Charlene


Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

* Lucy


Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
* Anita


Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

* Norma


Dear GOD,
In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

* Jennifer


Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?

* Jan


Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay?

* Neal


Dear GOD,
What does it mean, You are a jealous GOD? I thought You had everything.

* Jane


Dear GOD,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.

* Peter


Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "Do unto others as they do unto you?" because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.

* Darla


Dear GOD,
My grandpa says You were around when he was a little boy. How far back do You go?
* Love, Dennis


Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

* Joyce


Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and my father is mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am.)


Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
* Tom


Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
* Bruce


Dear GOD,
If we come back as something-Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
* Denise.


Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set.
* Raphael


Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
* Tom



Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

* Dean


Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

* Ruth


Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.

* Elliott


Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.

* Rob


Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. He's just kidding, isn't he?
* Marsha


Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light! But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna


Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah -, "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
* Eddie


Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
* Charles.


Dear GOD,
It is great the way You always get the stars in the right place. Why can't You do that with the moon?
* Jeff


Dear GOD,
I am doing the best I can. Really.
* Frank


Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
* Eugene

 

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